There’s no way you haven’t seen an unhealthy quantity of dildos in the most unexpected of locations if you’ve played even an hour of Cyberpunk 2077. You’ve probably seen one on a street corner, a balcony, or on someone’s coffee table—they’re all over. Unsurprisingly, it turns out that this is a bug, so it’s being ‘fixed.’
Because the patch hasn’t been released yet, you still have time to say your goodbyes to every unsuspecting dildo scattered over Night City’s streets. Just be thankful they didn’t develop “sentience” like Brendan the SCSM.
The Dildo Density In Cyberpunk 2077 Will Be Reduced
Surprisingly, there is no accomplishment or trophy devoted to trashing dildos or even selling them for money, which would be appropriate considering how common they are. Not only that, but CD Projekt Red decided to feature a variety of models rather than just one. You name it: gigantic, small, ribbed, strapped-on.
Fortunately, they’re not just found in weird locations, so if you still need your Cyberpunk dildo fix, there are sex toy stores and, most likely, bathrooms and bedrooms (the traditional places you’d expect to find them, rather than laying next to a sewage grate in a back alley).
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There’s always the dildo weapon, Sir John Phallustiff, which is as on-the-nose as it gets when it comes to calling a penis-based combat weapon, only competing with The Penetrator (no, not the Demon’s Souls boss).
After flirting with Meredith Stout, they go to the No-Tell Motel for a one-night encounter that leaves the weapon behind. That’s right, even once this problem is fixed, you may have a dildo in your proximity at all times if you want to. Genshin Impact’s Aralia wood locations
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