In Cyberpunk 2077, you’ve undoubtedly encountered a startling number of dildos. From street corners and balconies to coffee tables and street corners–there they seem to be everywhere! This bug is being “fixed.” Dildo Density
Since the patch hasn’t been released yet, you still have time to say your farewells to all those unfortunate pups wandering Night City’s streets. Just be thankful they didn’t develop “sentience” like Brendan from SCSM did.
The Dildo Density In Cyberpunk 2077 Will Be Reduced
Surprisingly, there is no accomplishment or trophy devoted to trashing dildos or even selling them for money, which would be appropriate considering how common they are. Additionally, CD Projekt Red included multiple types. You name it: gigantic, small, ribbed, strapped-on.
Fortunately, they’re not just found in weird locations, so if you still need your Cyberpunk dildo fix, there are sex toy stores and, most likely, bathrooms and bedrooms (the traditional places you’d expect to find them, rather than laying next to a sewage grate in a back alley).
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Sir John Phallustiff is the classic “dildo weapon”, rivalling The Penetrator (no, not Demon’s Souls boss).
After flirting with Meredith Stout, they decide to have a one-night encounter at No-Tell Motel that leaves behind their weapon behind. That means even after this problem is fixed, you can have access to a dagger whenever desired if desired.
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